VR Porn Review – Trespassers Beware

SFW VR Porn Review - Trespassers Beware

Living the sordid life of Commander Riker…

With so many exciting and insightful VR experiences out there why did we decide to do a VR porn review? It’s VR porn! Come on people! Why else were there Holodecks on the Enterprise? I’m not really interested in letting Moriarty escape and gain control of Engineering so virtual reality sex it is! I decided to check out WankzVR because the forums and review sites gave them top marks for star power and quality. I don’t really know much about pornstars myself but they seem to have a variety of performers and the VR videos they release are typically 50 min long or more. That’s a whole pile of virtual boobies!

SFW VR Porn Review – Trespassers Beware

“Trespassers Beware” with Lilly Ford (Lilly Lit) by WankzVR

Virtual reality pornography was inevitable. The moment people first strapped VR headsets to their faces, I’ll guarantee one of the first things to cross their minds was “I bet porno looks great in this”. At this point, I’m not sure which came first, VR or VR porn. I really don’t want to get into this strange “chicken before the egg” debate about VR boinking. Whether VR sex influenced the creation of modern-day VR or simply made use of the medium, I don’t really care.

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“Trespassers Beware” with Lilly Ford, VR Porn, WankzVR – The Plot

This naughty adventure begins when you find Lilly Ford (now Lilly Lit) trespassing on your deck. She seems surprised to see someone else and “explains” the place was empty for so long and she’d been using it as a quiet retreat. Okay, I like where this is going.

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Darrell in Gear VR, FalseDogs On the Set – “VR Porn Review – Trespassers Beware”

The performance from the actress in this “plot” segment is pretty good. Then suddenly, stories about her crazy home life, messy house, and other things creep in. Wow, this is realistic!

The Unthinkable…

Once the two of you go inside the unthinkable happens. You’re expecting me to say sex, right? Me too! Get that crazy notion out of your head because first up is a bathroom joke! She ends up destroying your bathroom and emerges spraying an air freshener saying something along the lines of “don’t go in there!”

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“Trespassers Beware” with Lilly Ford, VR Porn, WankzVR – The Bathroom

Let me remind you that this is before the sex. I asked myself, “How could this come before the dirty deed?” But then I realized this could be the absolute apex of realism. Maybe I’ve said too much.

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Darrell @ FalseDogs On the Set – “VR Porn Review – Trespassers Beware”

So once the place airs out and Lilly teases you a little, you get right to the good stuff. The scale and positioning of the camera are pretty good and I say this knowing I still kinda’ sound like a perv. It’s important to note that during all of this, the male talent stays absolutely silent. This is probably for the best as a quiet male performer helps you assume that role but it does sound like Gordon Freeman getting laid.

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Darrell at FalseDogs On the Set – “VR Porn Review – Trespassers Beware”

Trespassers Beware is shot in 180° and I’m fine with that. I explain in the video that during sex, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on behind me. I’m also pretty sure I don’t want to see the crew (I imagine modern day versions of the supporting cast of Boogie Nights, only worse). The color and 3D effects worked well.

Worthy of the Holodeck or Bobbies on the Virtual Boy?

The presentation was pretty damn good. I’m confident not every VR porn scene starts with stinking up a bathroom so it looks like VR pornography is here to stay. Despite the creative plot twists at the beginning, this first plunge into VR sex was a real eye-opener. Since you feel part of it and not simply an observer, VR porn takes on a new meaning. It feels like a sex simulator and I’m logging training hours in preparation for a big, penetrating assault (I couldn’t help myself).

Any hope for a real relationship is now over. Next up, robot wives!

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